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| Dice Moments of July
- I'm trying to buy matching tracksuits with my best friends. Because
we make too much money for friendship bracelets. Mustafa found these
tracksuits on the Internet. They were soooooooooo ugly and we wanted
to get them. But we lost the link. So if you see me, a Muslim, and
Sharon traipsing over DC in Members Only tracksuits, say hi and
don't hide from us!
- "Roadhouse" was on Univision last night. I watched all of it and I'm
considering putting a razor blade in my shoe because I work in
Wheaton. All you Asian engineers, let me know the mechanics of how
this works.
- My office. I'm the youngest person in my office and it's hilarious.
People are picking up the slang here and there... my manager who's in
his 60s used the word, "turd" in a business meeting. And now, we have
Pizza Friday and the 80 year old calls everyone, "dude". To all you
young'ns, this is what you have to look forward to.
- Sharon is the best. I love you, dude. And I can't wait to move in with you when
we're 40 and single. I promise I'll cook. Don't front like you haven't thought about this
yet either.
- My friend is having a birthday soon and I get to DJ it. I'm
thinking the theme should be "8th Grade Dance". So tell me what the
Number 1 Jam from your 8th grade dance was and I'll include it...
unless you're Kyung and the Number 1 Jam from your 8th grade dance was
"The Charleston".
- P. Will and Sarah came to town and it ruled. It was so cool seeing
you guys again and I really hope everything is going well in the ATL.
Thanks again to SB for hosting... I had a great time and was reminded of how much I miss you all.
- No dice: Beyonce tickets are $150... for the cheap seats.
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| Stole this from my friend's house. Read it in 2 days.
Children's books are faaaaaaaaaaantastic.
And now: Pigs in a Blanket f/ Mrs. Kim --
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